Living in Wonju South Korea, These Many Long Years

Living in Wonju South Korea, These Many Long Years: Version 2.0!

Thursday, December 20, 2012


I keep turning over how North Korea discovered a unicorn lair.

That shit would not get out without official approval.

KJU is basically a product of the modern internet age.

He must be taking the piss.

Think about it: young, full of vim, educated in history and the now at some Swiss school, hey guess what?  You're the next leader of this fucked up little shit hole.  And btw, you have to marry this broad.


The internet is alive.  We want the world to love us.  What does the world love?

Unicorns.  And rainbows.  Shooting out of their butt.  Yeah.

We must make a unicorn lair mothafuckas.  Pass that bottle of single malt and bring some fresh virgins in here! And make me a unicorn lair by Thursday.  Fuck!

What would you do? Got to bring 'em up to speed after all.

North Korea: origin of the unicorn!  No one called that shit yet!  Mine!!!

Pass that bottle, KJU.

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