Living in Wonju South Korea, These Many Long Years

Living in Wonju South Korea, These Many Long Years: Version 2.0!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Fat!

Korea is a great place for innovative and off the wall ideas.  Where else can you buy the seriously awesome Original Butt Bra, or the only 'Secret Tender Wrinkle Eliminate Face Cream'?

On occasion, I've heard many a Korean say that most waegs are super fat.  In the past, I could only sadly agree while feeding their kids loads of high calorie foods during snack parties at the hogwon.  Now it seems that some unknown Korean scientist has taken it upon themselves to share with the world the solution to obesity: Super Boobs!  


Everyone loves boobs.  It's a fact that people with larger boobs are more likely to get the things they want out of life.  Thanks to the special technique developed at Kim's Plastic Surgery Clinicision, now you too can maximize your opportunities!  Kiss that paunch goodbye!  With six easy visits, you can get that new promotion, gain the respect that is owed, and regain your confidence and self esteem!  

So stop thinking that you should get on that treadmill!  In fact, you should eat and drink more!  Why exercise when you can supersize?? Soon you too can be among the high society with your fantastically awesome Super Boobs!

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