I remember a few years back a kyopo friend of mine advised me to NOT marry a Korean woman
He said they were too expensive, and expected too much. He said they were a bunch of Dwenjang Nyeo, a nasty term used to denote a woman who was only interested in the money a man could make.
Isn't that like many women the world over I asked?
He assured me Korean women took it to a whole new level. He advised me that if I was going to go Asian, I should get a Chinese or Vietnamese wife since they were cheaper. I guess he had seen too many signs like this:
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When I was asked the question today: Why Marry Korean? I didn't answer that I caught yellow fever, or that Asian women are more feminine, or that western women have serious penis envy, or that I wanted to be a race traitor to improve the human gene pool, or that I wanted to get an F visa and live the easy life in Korea, or any of the other cliches that those not in a similar relationship usually ascribe to waegs like me. I answered honestly:
I knocked her up and did right by her.
Sometimes I marvel at how lucky I got. Other times I wonder why I didn't get my fucking head examined. All I know is I'm locked in, my kids are awesome, the F5sponseree is still looking pretty damn fine and even gives me lovin from time to time, I do work I enjoy, and I can look at myself in the mirror and like the face I see. Better than most, I guess.